Masha

“Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity”
― Booker T. Washington

“Your fishy has appeared to have died of thirst. Have a band-aid, and come back to see me in two weeks.”
― Pon Zi

“I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.”
― Edward Everett Hale

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
― Bill Watterson