Shelley

“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

“The only relationship that can make both partners happy is one in which sentimentality has no place and neither partner makes any claim on the life and freedom of the other.”
― Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
― Dorothy Parker