Krista

“Toddler Cocaine. Also known as Daddy’s Little Snow Drops, this is a giant pile of low-dose but highly addictive cocaine specifically designed to be sold directly to children, who are much too fragile to enjoy and too poor to afford the higher-grade stuff. This is the raw product before the patent-pending Wack Flavoring is added. The Coblyn Corporation has a problem. They’re addicts. All of them. These small gnomelike creatures were unable to stop the world from encroaching on their caves. Once the larger, stronger, and more powerful creatures of the world discovered the rich minerals buried under their feet, they did what large, strong people do. They took it for themselves, never mind that these caves were the only home the knockers had ever known.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“If you go to war against drugs, drugs will always win. Drugs will win because what you’re really doing is going to war against the biological imperative all living creatures have to find comfort and happiness. And if you’re unwilling or unable to first provide that, artificial alternatives, no matter how destructive, will always prevail.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“You keep trying to divide us. Don't you realize what you created? We have been tempered in the fires of Hell, and we are now passed the point of being broken. Your downfall has already been written in the stars. You may hurt us. You may kill us all, but it's not going to matter. Don't you realize? Don't. You. Realize?”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Maybe we will die today. But if we do, then we will die together, and that's more than most people get. There's no such thing as a sad ending if it's by the side of the people who make you happy.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles