Lynn

“I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.”
― Molly Ivins

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin

“I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.”
― Tom Waits

“There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.”
― Tom Waits