Sign in with Facebook
Funk Masta Flynn
http://www.freewebs.com/theothersideofpottery/
https://www.goodreads.com/funkmastaflynn
Death is a promise incapable of deception. It tells the truth. You were destined to die from the moment you were born. It makes no promises, holds no delusions. Your corporal form was never meant to linger—only love, in theory, is capable
...more
“I'd found heaven and grabbed it as tightly as I could, but it was unraveling, an insubstantial thread sliding between my fingers, too fine to hold.”
― Shiver
― Shiver
“Then you remember that Jack--that's his name, the mac & cheese--plays lacrosse. That's probably where he got all those yummy muscles. You need two hands for lacrosse.
A pinky? Damn, you might as well starve yourself.”
― Zombies Vs. Unicorns
A pinky? Damn, you might as well starve yourself.”
― Zombies Vs. Unicorns
“Books are more real when you read them outside.”
― Shiver
― Shiver
“Those who really love you don't mean to hurt you and if they do, you can't see it in their eyes but it hurts them too.”
―
―
“So, Grace, how's school?" I asked myself.
Dad nodded, eyes on the baby koala now struggling in the guest's arms.
"Oh, it's fine," I continued, and Dad made a mumbling noise of agreement. I added, "Nothing special, aside from the load of pandas they brought in, and the teachers abandoning us to cannibalistic savages-" I paused to see if I'd caught his attention yet, then pressed on. "The whole building caught fire, then I failed drama, and then sex, sex, sex."
Dad's eyes abruptly focused, and he turned to me and frowned. "What did you say they were teaching you in school?”
― Shiver
Dad nodded, eyes on the baby koala now struggling in the guest's arms.
"Oh, it's fine," I continued, and Dad made a mumbling noise of agreement. I added, "Nothing special, aside from the load of pandas they brought in, and the teachers abandoning us to cannibalistic savages-" I paused to see if I'd caught his attention yet, then pressed on. "The whole building caught fire, then I failed drama, and then sex, sex, sex."
Dad's eyes abruptly focused, and he turned to me and frowned. "What did you say they were teaching you in school?”
― Shiver
Funk Masta’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Funk Masta’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
353 books
|
73 friends
257 books
|
41 friends
321 books
|
42 friends
471 books
|
49 friends
246 books
|
11 friends
215 books
|
29 friends
695 books
|
2,590 friends
354 books
|
19 friends
More friends…
Favorite Genres
Polls voted on by Funk Masta
Lists liked by Funk Masta
