Nenna

“Of course I would fall for Captain Emotionally Constipated. I could train a rock to hold more affection for me.”
― K.M. Shea, Red Rope of Fate

“How dare Arion sit there and tell her he cared for her more than she for him when she was in love with him! Was the man dense? Had he fallen from his horse too many times?”
― K.M. Shea, Red Rope of Fate

“Hunter, you can’t seriously be the Goblin King. You’re not even sixteen yet! I had to give you a ride to the store after school in September when we were getting supplies for Homecoming decorations!”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“She said she doesn't like your cooking. She said she'd rather eat a microwave dinner from the convenience store instead of something you cooked. Do you get it? Hm? Why are you being such a crybaby? Save the salt from your tears for seasoning.”
― Kanoko Sakurakouji