Martin Pryce

“And it dawned on me that I had not designed the questionnaire to find a woman I could accept, but to find someone who might accept me.”
― Graeme Simsion, The Rosie Project

“But I’m not good at understanding what other people want.’
‘Tell me something I don’t know,’ said Rosie for no obvious reason.
I quickly searched my mind for an interesting fact.
‘Ahhh…The testicles of drone bees and wasp spiders explode during sex.”
― Graeme Simsion, The Rosie Project

“What would you like?"
"A skinny decaf latte."
This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.”
― Graeme Simsion, The Rosie Project

“I haven’t changed my mind. That’s the point! I want to spend my life with you even though it’s totally irrational. And you have short earlobes. Socially and genetically there’s no reason for me to be attracted to you. The only logical conclusion is that I must be in love with you.”
― Graeme Simsion, The Rosie Project