Anthony Walton

“He always did his shopping in Waitrose, as it was ‘a positive British experience generally unsullied by the presence of foreigners’.”
― Jasper Fforde, The Constant Rabbit

“The price for following your muse and doing everything on your own terms is almost always to live in relative poverty, but that’s been a price well worth paying. Not least because, for me, music has always drawn a larger circle around any arbitrary differences of age, gender, race, sexuality, class or background. It’s much more important than that. It’s the most important thing there is.”
― Steve Davis, Medical Grade Music

“Of course,’ I said, and sat down beside her. ‘But I’m not an actor.’ ‘We are all actors,’ said Connie. ‘Our true feelings and desires hidden behind masks carved from the trammels of accepted social norms. Wouldn’t you say so?”
― Jasper Fforde, The Constant Rabbit

“Owyn Wynter nodded. “Why yes. He works for me.” “So this corpse-faced creepy motherfucker who has been hanging around our house is working for you?” said Nevada. “And his name is Jaunty?” I said. “It’s short for Jonathan. He’s my accountant.” “Your accountant.”
― Andrew Cartmel, Attack and Decay