Beth

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
― George Carlin

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
― Bill Watterson