Eingutesomen

“Sam looked at the sky to see if there were a lot of stars. There seemed to be a normal amount of stars.”
― Tao Lin, Shoplifting from American Apparel

“There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.”
― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

“Mir ist’s nirgends recht. Es ist, als wäre ich überall eben zu spät gekommen, als hätte die ganze Welt gar nicht auf mich gerechnet.”
― Joseph von Eichendorff, Aus dem Leben eines Taugenichts

“At last the gardener arrived, mumbling something about rascals and country bumpkins, and took me out into the park, giving me a lengthy lecture as he did so. I was instructed to be sober and industrious, and not to wander about aimlessly or waste my time in unproductive activities: if I heeded this counsel, he said, I might in time achieve something. He gave me much other useful and well-phrased advice too, but I have since forgotten almost all of it.”
― Joseph von Eichendorff, Aus dem Leben eines Taugenichts