But none of that mattered right now. Right now, I needed to get this damn crab to jerk off into the ocean.
“your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
― Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
“And, just like that, I had a minion. I liked the idea.”
― Fox Run
― Fox Run
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