Sally

“Lady, fuck you and your tea.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Mate

“Back in college, whenever Misery would catch me playing with the neighbor’s kids, pinching their cheeks, calling them cute, she’d roll her eyes so hard, her contacts nearly popped out. I hear they shit everywhere. And eat all your peanut butter. That’s true of you, too. Precisely. Do you really need two of me?”
― Ali Hazelwood, Mate

“My love for her is boundless---and much stronger than my pride. Her happiness matters to me, more than being able to say that I am the cause of it.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Mate

“Except that the Randomly Selected Human Orphan turned out to be more like the Purposefully Chosen Human-Were Hybrid Who Needed to Be Kept Under Surveillance by the Vampyres to Prevent the World from Finding Out That Humans and Weres Are Actually Reproductively Compatible and Might Therefore Decide to Not Hate Each Other or Even Form Alliances Against the Vampyres.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Mate