Kate C

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl, vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these things before my own journey ended.”
― Craig Johnson, The Dark Horse