Kate C

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl, vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“It is another beautiful evening here at the Red Pony bar and continual soirée, how can I help you?”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“Stay calm, have courage, and watch for signs.”
― Craig Johnson, As The Crow Flies