Malaika

“It had never occurred to him until then to think that literature was the best plaything that had ever been invented to make fun of people...”
― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

“So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly?' I asked.
He looked at me as if I were stupid.
'You die, of course. That's what deadly means.”
― Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

“I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.”
― John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men

“It is easier to start a war than to end it.”
― Gabriel Garcia Marquez