subterraneanhomesickalien

“The big rules of knife fighting are (a) do not try it at home, and (b) the whole point is never, ever use the blade. It is there to distract your opponent. While he stares at the gleaming steel, you kick his balls to kingdom come--he's all yours. Just a tip!”
― Keith Richards, Life

“If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.”
― Eddie Izzard

“I don't want to believe. I want to know.”
― Carl Sagan

“People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.”
― Charles Bukowski