Nicole Jenrow

“I fucking love Chili’s,” I said. “Sometimes the craving strikes for that middle-class fancy shit, you know?” “Like Applebee’s?” “Meh.” I shrugged. “Not my favorite, but I like all the iterations of Applebee’s.” “What do you mean?” “Well,” I said, “right now, we’re at Southwest Applebee’s. Texas Roadhouse is like Cowboy Applebee’s, and Olive Garden is Italian Applebee’s.”
― Lyla Sage, Wild and Wrangled