Creative A

“And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart.”
― Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

“A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, 'Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.”
― Roald Dahl

“At one o’clock, the ever-logical Right-Eye Grand Steward woke up to discover that during his sleep his left-eyed counterpart had executed three of his advisors for treason, ordered the creation of a new carp pool and banned limericks. Worse still, no progress had been made in tracking down the Kleptomancer, and of the two people believed to be his accomplices, both had been released from prison and one had been appointed food taster. Right-Eye was not amused. He had known for centuries that he could trust nobody but himself. Now he was seriously starting to wonder about himself.”
― Frances Hardinge, A Face Like Glass

“Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept.”
― Frances Hardinge