Liliana

“Did Mrs Gillespie get stung by a bee?” I asked.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“He’d thrown the screwdriver after discovering I’d removed all the screws from his office chair but, really, who gets back from lunch to discover a screwdriver and 46 screws on their desk and still sits down?”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“You’re an idiot. I know you’re joking but do you realise how prejudistic you sound when you say things like that?”

“I’m not being prejudistic, I’m just saying there’s nothing worse than a confident fat woman. Except transgender old people of course. Can I have the remote please?”

“No, I’m watching another Hallmark movie.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“Seguia as passadas do velho Duro, sem o ser. E não há falência maior do que imitar o passado, mesmo que seja nosso. Não lutava por nada, e o seu esforço soava falso.”
― Miguel Torga, Contos Da Montanha