Liliana

“Yes, it is. I once asked Holly once how long it would be before she’d start dating again if I died and she said, ‘not for at least three months’. Says a lot really. She’ll probably be downloading Tinder at my funeral.” “I”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“Did Mrs Gillespie get stung by a bee?” I asked.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“He’d thrown the screwdriver after discovering I’d removed all the screws from his office chair but, really, who gets back from lunch to discover a screwdriver and 46 screws on their desk and still sits down?”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“that may be a bit of stretch as I’d obviously prefer to play Trivial Pursuit than spend the night in a spider cave or give a hobo a rimjob, but you get the point.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog