Liliana

“He’d thrown the screwdriver after discovering I’d removed all the screws from his office chair but, really, who gets back from lunch to discover a screwdriver and 46 screws on their desk and still sits down?”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“You’re an idiot. I know you’re joking but do you realise how prejudistic you sound when you say things like that?”

“I’m not being prejudistic, I’m just saying there’s nothing worse than a confident fat woman. Except transgender old people of course. Can I have the remote please?”

“No, I’m watching another Hallmark movie.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“As labaredas não tinham parança. Sôfregas, corriam à porfia sobre o palhiço. Depois, lambido o chão, chegavam-se à casca dos pinheiros, agarravam-se a ela e trepavam pelos troncos acima como cobras. No alto, na rama, era duma bocada só.”
― Miguel Torga, Contos Da Montanha

“Did Mrs Gillespie get stung by a bee?” I asked.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog