Liliana

“He’d thrown the screwdriver after discovering I’d removed all the screws from his office chair but, really, who gets back from lunch to discover a screwdriver and 46 screws on their desk and still sits down?”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“I actually woke up feeling perfectly fine this morning, but I’m not going to let Holly know that. I like the couch bed. She’s brought me several cups of tea and a cheese & pickle sandwich and I’ve only forgotten to look sad once when she entered the room.”
― David Thorne, Deadlines Don't Care If Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

“E avanço e avanço rumo ao que fomos.”
― José Luís Peixoto, Morreste-me

“You’re an idiot. I know you’re joking but do you realise how prejudistic you sound when you say things like that?”

“I’m not being prejudistic, I’m just saying there’s nothing worse than a confident fat woman. Except transgender old people of course. Can I have the remote please?”

“No, I’m watching another Hallmark movie.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog