Liliana

“He’d thrown the screwdriver after discovering I’d removed all the screws from his office chair but, really, who gets back from lunch to discover a screwdriver and 46 screws on their desk and still sits down?”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“Depois, sem forças para sair do buraco, aninhou-se nele o melhor que pôde.

- Esta é para mim... - murmurou. - A dela que lha faça quem quiser.

Escusava de ter medo, afinal...”
― Miguel Torga, Contos Da Montanha

“You’re an idiot. I know you’re joking but do you realise how prejudistic you sound when you say things like that?”

“I’m not being prejudistic, I’m just saying there’s nothing worse than a confident fat woman. Except transgender old people of course. Can I have the remote please?”

“No, I’m watching another Hallmark movie.”
― David Thorne, Wrap It In A Bit Of Cheese Like You're Tricking The Dog

“- Não é o que tu cuidas que me falta. Estou velha, também. O tempo dessas alegrias já passou.

- Então não te entendo...”
― Miguel Torga, Contos Da Montanha