Drew G

“Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.”
― Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

“Most people would rather be sheep than stand on their own with antlers on.”
― Tori Amos

“Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.”
― Jasper Fforde, Shades of Grey

“A writer should have the precision of a poet and the imagination of a scientist.”
― Vladimir Nabokov