Morgan

“You'll find a squirrel who can sing 'Mairzy Do-ates' before you find a man who takes you seriously."

Her advice was to care less. Even better-don't care at all. She didn't mean about Cal, but about the things that came out of his mouth. "You have to love him, and you have to let him love you back. But you don't have to care about every dumb things he says, because I can guarantee you, tomorrow he's going to say something just as dumb." Becky's eyes widened at the irreverence of that. "It's not just Cal," Ida said. "It's all of them. They think they've got all the brains, but if they did, they wouldn't walk around sounding like idiots half the time. When you give him a hug, squeeze extra tight. That's what I do with your father. He says I only know how to give bear hugs, and I want to say, 'That's because I'm trying to squeeze the stupid out of you, honey!”
― Patrick Ryan, Buckeye