Ivan Kavanagh

“God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.”
― Jim Bishop

“Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo”
― James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom.”
― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace