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UNKNOWN: Don’t feel guilty, baby. I don’t make idle threats, so consider this a lesson learned.
“Lucifer, why did so many human emotions feel like physical illness? It was a wonder humans didn’t visit the doctor on an hourly basis.”
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
“Ozroth’s chest was tight, and his stomach was starting to feel sour, so he turned and stalked out of the kitchen. Lucifer, why did so many human emotions feel like physical illness? It was a wonder humans didn’t visit the doctor on an hourly basis. Then again, Glimmer Falls was located in America, and news of the horrors of the American medical system had reached even the demon plane. “Admirable,” Astaroth had once said. “We could stand to learn a few things about ruthless manipulation and one-sided bargains from American healthcare insurers.”
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
“Trust literal demons to be kinder to their children than the American education system.”
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
“Admirable,” Astaroth had once said. “We could stand to learn a few things about ruthless manipulation and one-sided bargains from American healthcare insurers.”
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
― A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
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