Trina

“He sighed. ‘Taylor, Rihanna, Lizzo.’ He pointed to the three chickens in her lap. ‘That’s Lady Gaga and Britney over there. And this is Selena trying to climb on your head.’ ‘What?!’ The laugh that burst out of her mouth startled the chickens and they flew up in a puff of feathers. Jeanie doubled over in a fit of giggles. ‘You named your chickens after pop stars?’ she wheezed.”
― Laurie Gilmore, The Pumpkin Spice Café

“They’re sort of like manatees, but humans literally squeeze their teats to make milk shoot out! Land is weird.”
― Jason June, Out of the Blue

“The things that mattered to us for the past four years will shift and evolve, and I imagine they’ll keep doing that forever. It’s terrifying.”
― Rachel Lynn Solomon, Today Tonight Tomorrow

“I think maybe you’re not used to being treated right, Jeanie.”
― Laurie Gilmore, The Pumpkin Spice Café