John Zwawa

“Somewhere along the line, it occurred to him that he hadn't spoken to Virgil Flowers. He'd probably taken the day off, and knowing Flowers, he'd done it in a boat. The thing about Flowers was, in Lucas's humble opinion, you could send him out for a loaf of bread and he'd find an illegal bread cartel smuggling in heroin-saturated wheat from Afghanistan. Either that, or he'd be fishing in a muskie tournament, on government time. You had to keep an eye on him.”
― John Sandford, Stolen Prey

“Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.”
― John Sandford, Shock Wave

“All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real.”
― Carrie Vaughn, Kitty's Big Trouble

“Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?”
― John Sandford, Silent Prey