Bush Hater

“Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.”
― John Oliver

“The culture without children is forever immature, self-obsessed and rightous. They cannot help the high opinion they have of themselves; there's no kids around to show them otherwise.”
― James Wilson

“You have got to be kidding me.”
― James Wilson

“Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.”
― Steven Tyler