Mary D

“Holy shit—figuratively and not—he’s butt plugged me with his pinkie.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Okay, it’s done. But my dick kind of hurts, like still. Is that normal?” We’d cleared all the guards that were around us, so I was finally able to turn around and face him. “Your dick?” I questioned. “Why the hell does your dick hurt?” “Well, because of that needle,” he replied, looking at me like I’d lost my mind. “You said dense muscle.” “You gave yourself the shot in your dick? In the middle of a battle? Why would you do that? Like, wh–what—” I couldn’t even speak. I was done. “Your dick will be fine. Get back out there—we need to make sure Asrael doesn’t escape.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Eternity

“I found it interesting though, that he wasn’t administering them to anybody’s dicks. Porn was really giving me some weird recommendations. First the pregnant lady stuff and now this. Never mind. I needed to focus.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Eternity

“I’ll go heal people, but I swear to the stars, if he touches you again... I’m going to rip his eyeballs out, I’m going to juggle them, and then I’m going to ping-pong those motherfuckers into another dimension.”
― Britt Andrews, The Magic of Eternity