Ry Hendrix

“I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.”
― Alan Bradley, The Weed That Strings the Hangman's Bag

“When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.”
― Jay Wickre

“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.”
― Andrew Lawrence