Allison

“If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”
― Dorothy Parker, You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker

“There is still the outside world to contend with. A world of backfiring cars, and their human equivalents.”
― David Sedaris

“Which is why we have spouses and children and parents and colleagues and friends, because someone has to know us better than we know ourselves. We need them to tell us. We need them to say, "I know you, Al. You are not the kind of man who.”
― Richard Russo, Straight Man