yo if u remember dark wolf its me

“Sun, sun, sun, here it comes,” said Bob. “Correction,” I said. “A mad genius.” “This is extremely bright,” said Zeb. “I wonder if ….” Zeb slowly extended his arm and placed his hand into the beam of light. He kept it there for a moment until … it burst into flame!”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 1-9

“Ma stood up and I tried to measure her butt and she said “Try it and I’ll tie you up with that tape-measure and leave you here with the squashed meatball.” I thought she was joking so I measured her butt.”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!

“before him, assessing her with an intense stare. His scrutinizing gaze suggested he wanted to know the girl's true nature—her strengths, her weaknesses, the yin and yang coiled within. “And why,” he asked, his voice gravelly from age yet full of unyielding determination, “should I entrust you with that information?” Kitsune, the fox-girl, tilted her head, letting out a soft chuckle. “Did I not just help you retrieve your ancestral spirit?” she replied with a slight edge to her tone, impatient with the village elder's skepticism. She gestured at the floating ancestral spirit patrolling the village. It wandered around, a translucent man from the waist up, a plume of smoke from the waist down. The spirits”
― Pixel Ate, Kitsune the Minecraft Ninja: A middle-grade adventure story set in a world of ninjas, magic, and martial arts

“So... you wish to know the prophecy?” Goro, the village elder of the tiny village, turned a shrewd gaze upon the fox girl”
― Pixel Ate, Kitsune the Minecraft Ninja: A middle-grade adventure story set in a world of ninjas, magic, and martial arts