Ash Goff

“Before you can kill the monster you have to say its name.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Non-Fiction

“More than half the skill of writing lies in tricking the book out of your own head.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Non-Fiction

“Apply logic in places where it wasn’t intended to exist.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Nonfiction

“Not long ago I was invited to a librarians’ event by a lady who cheerfully told me, “We like to think of ourselves as ‘information providers.’” I was appalled by this want of ambition; I made my excuses and didn’t go. After all, if you have a choice, why not call yourselves “Shining Acolytes of the Sacred Flame of Literacy in a Dark and Encroaching Universe”? I admit this is hard to put on a button, so why not abbreviate it to “librarians”?”
― Terry Pratchett, A Slip of the Keyboard: Collected Non-Fiction