Panda

“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”
― Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

“Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.”
― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

“Never tie your happiness to the tail of someone else's kite.”
― Beth Hoffman, Looking for Me

“You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”
― Joseph Kesselring, Arsenic and Old Lace