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Haley’s Quotes

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
― Graham Parke, Unspent Time

tags: humor, philosophy, weird

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“...He is sure that the Bailey he is now is closer to the Bailey he is supposed to be than the Bailey he had been before”
― Erin Morgenstern, The Night Circus

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“A story is a largely false account of largely trivial events, fed to us by historians who are largely idiots.”
― Andrzej Sapkowski, Sezon burz

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“My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)”
― Graham Parke

tags: apocalypse, humor, zombie

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“No offense, but your explanations are as foggy as urine from an infected bladder," Geralt commented calmly, "and the loftiness of your expedition's goal is as dubious as a maiden's virginity after a village fate.”
― Andrzej Sapkowski

tags: humor

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Young Adult Book Reading Challenges — 8271 members — last activity Aug 31, 2026 04:47PM
Welcome to the Young Adult Book Reading Challenges! Welcome everyone who is interested in YA books! We have amazing reading challenges going on all t ...more

Advanced Copies for Review & Book Giveaways — 16632 members — last activity 6 hours, 13 min ago
A place to help authors and reviewers come together to get the word out about new books as well as a group for anyone to post or enter listings for bo ...more

The Mighty Pen Writing Club — 170 members — last activity Jul 25, 2015 01:23PM
The Mighty Pen is the place to be for writing enthusiasts and creative geniuses, the next generation of bestselling authors! Discuss story ideas, writ ...more

Clean Romances — 6023 members — last activity Aug 28, 2026 03:21PM
This group is dedicated to building a up a list of clean romance books. Not "Christian" or "Inspirational" (there are other groups for those), but goo ...more

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