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Ruthless Creatures
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by J.T. Geissinger (Goodreads Author)
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“Yes. Sir Frederick Cappellucci-Hammond, the first of his name.”
Navessa Allen, Lights Out

“Josh turned toward it and yelled, Batman-style, “Have you no respect for our alone time?” Yowl. “I’m not having this argument with you, young man!” Josh called back. Yowl. “Excuse you, sir. You better not talk to your mother like that when I’m not around.”
Navessa Allen, Lights Out

“Help me,” I whimpered, Batman-style, and yes, it was just as pathetic as it sounds. “Oh my god,” she said with a shaky laugh. “You’re not blind. Your dumb baklava slid sideways.”
Navessa Allen, Lights Out

“You good, baby?"
"Better than good."
"Then what the fuck are you sitting still for?... I told you to ride it.”
Navessa Allen, Lights Out

“It's called a balaclava," I told her.

"And what did I say?" she asked.

"Baklava. One is a mask. The other a delicious dessert.”
Navessa Allen, Lights Out
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