“There is no shame in wanting to be alone yet also wanting the comfort and the strength of your brethren.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Ronaldo Qu: He didn’t say it would happen this bad. Gwendolyn Duet: Are you on crack? This is exactly what he said was going to happen. It’s literally the exact thing he warned you about. Now clear the chat.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Oh sweetie,” Donut said. “I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let’s start over.” “Yeah, okay,” Pustule said. “We wouldn’t want anybody getting off on any feet.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
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