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“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“There are some pretty weird ones, though. There’s a guy here who is a mushroom. Why would you turn yourself into a mushroom? He looks like a penis.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Donut: THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Oh sweetie,” Donut said. “I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let’s start over.” “Yeah, okay,” Pustule said. “We wouldn’t want anybody getting off on any feet.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
Matthew’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Matthew’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
987 books
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11 friends
36 books
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22 friends
173 books
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5 friends
127 books
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5 friends
15 books
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6 friends
0 books
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2 friends
383 books
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39 friends
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