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The Odyssey

by Homer

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“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

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“Oh sweetie,” Donut said. “I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let’s start over.” “Yeah, okay,” Pustule said. “We wouldn’t want anybody getting off on any feet.”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario

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“There are some pretty weird ones, though. There’s a guy here who is a mushroom. Why would you turn yourself into a mushroom? He looks like a penis.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

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“Donut: THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

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“Hazards: Well, we have the hail and the gatekeeper monster, whatever that might be. But I’d suggest that our biggest hazard is the fact that this bucket has to be driven by a fucking cat this time.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

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