Matthew

“Look, it's a color called Pussy Lips. It's already used. That means I get to keep it.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Oh sweetie,” Donut said. “I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let’s start over.” “Yeah, okay,” Pustule said. “We wouldn’t want anybody getting off on any feet.”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario

“Ronaldo Qu: He didn’t say it would happen this bad. Gwendolyn Duet: Are you on crack? This is exactly what he said was going to happen. It’s literally the exact thing he warned you about. Now clear the chat.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook