“Look, it's a color called Pussy Lips. It's already used. That means I get to keep it.”
― A Parade of Horribles
― A Parade of Horribles
“Donut: THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“There are some pretty weird ones, though. There’s a guy here who is a mushroom. Why would you turn yourself into a mushroom? He looks like a penis.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Oh sweetie,” Donut said. “I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let’s start over.” “Yeah, okay,” Pustule said. “We wouldn’t want anybody getting off on any feet.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
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