Robert Gustavo

“One cannot expect men not to get drunk when there is nothing to do!”
― Nikolai Gogol

“What?”
― Richard Nixon

“The twenty-first century is a terrible time for frog-lovers.”
― Ed Yong, I Contain Multitudes: The Microbes Within Us and a Grander View of Life

“ROSS PEROT was the best thing that happened in American politics since Richard Nixon acquired a taste for gin. In both cases, the political dialogue of the day was enriched by spontaneous gibberish that entertained the wrong people and made the right ones question their faith.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Better Than Sex