Mara

“[He] is the worst kind of asshole they make - the kind who is completely oblivious to how he sounds, the kind who is impossible to argue with because he doesn't allow for a worldview outside of his own.”
― Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays

“Is love so gross a thing that it must feed upon publication and public notice ? It would seem so.”
― Jack London, Martin Eden

“There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.”
― Greg Behrendt

“Hey, Hot Stuff, Can’t wait till you get over that guy you were with. He sounds like a real jerk. Hope it’s soon. You’re way too tasty to be alone for too long. Come find me. I’m out here waiting. Your Future”
― Greg Behrendt