James “Derrick” Griffey

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“Seize the time... Live now! Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.”
― Jean-Luc Picard

“No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.”
― George Lucas, The Star Wars Trilogy