Erik Swedlund

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Then, there he was, and the moment I first laid eyes on him he looked familiar. “Hey, you’re the guy from the sonogram!”
― BikeSnobNYC, Bike Snob Abroad: Strange Customs, Incredible Fiets, and the Quest for Cycling Paradise

“What nonsense you do talk, to be sure,’ said Stephen. ‘What “balls”, as you sea-officers say: it is a matter of common observation that a man may be sincerely attached to two women at once – to three, to four, to a very surprising number of women. However,’ he said, ‘no doubt you know more of these things than I.”
― Patrick O'Brian, Master and Commander

“We kill people based on metadata.”
― Bruce Schneier, Data and Goliath: The Hidden Battles to Collect Your Data and Control Your World