Alice

“It’s the megalodon, ma’am. It sank the cargo ship and escaped. We’re having an emergency meeting to figure out what to do.”
― Michael R. Cole, Megalodon vs Colossal Snake

“There has been some suggestion that Edward and Somerset regularly shared a bed at the Tower. Whether true or not, this probably offers more to the phrase concerning the choosing of one’s bedfellows as opposed to anything homosexual. Besides a certain degree of uncertainty about the strength of their surprising newfound friendship, there is no evidence to suggest notorious womaniser Edward possessed any such tendencies.”
― John Paul Davis, A Hidden History of the Tower of London: England's Most Notorious Prisoners

“He said the Iroquois was “completed and OK.” Neither of those things were true.”
― Troy Taylor, One Afternoon at the Iroquois

“It’s a shark attack,” she said. “You’re more likely to get struck by lightning.”
― Michael R. Cole, Electric Eel: Bloodbath