Jems

“I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.”
― Garth Marenghi

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”
― Margaret Atwood

“He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark. His bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal.

Exhausted they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa-bed. Then a hell beast ate them.”
― Garth Marenghi, Slicer

“We never joke about bunnies, Bunny.”
― Mona Awad, Bunny