Jbussen

“Every man is my superior in that I may learn from him.”
― Thomas Carlyle

“Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!”
― Bill Maher

“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
― Bill Maher