Henry

“This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”
― John Cleese

“In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or die of boredom.”
― William Burroughs

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
― Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Call me exparagus! From head to toe, toe to head, head to toe; take your time, don't ever rush. Why rush? Time is valuable. Respect your time. Y'know what I'm sayin'?”
― D.J. Khaled