Matias

“Es cierto, no hay planes celestiales ni infernales. Pero cuando uno está enamorado busca explicar el rechazo en términos de intriga. El amor es fatal para el pensamiento. La gente empieza a creer en gualichos, en maldiciones, en conexiones mágicas. Siga un consejo: no se enamore.”
― Alejandro Dolina, Cartas marcadas

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock

“You mean old books?"

"Stories written before space travel but about space travel."

"How could there have been stories about space travel before --"

"The writers," Pris said, "made it up.”
― Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

“America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.”
― David Letterman