Caroline

“Carl believes that he is better than everybody, when really, he is slightly worse than average.”
― Allie Brosh, Solutions and Other Problems

“Some time ago, she accidentally winked at a woman while messing around with her contact lenses and the horror of that moment stayed with her well into the end of the day. Embarrassment, the potential for it, like something caught on the sole of the foot and hard to slough off again, a physical object she carries around at all times.”
― Julia Armfield, Private Rites

“If you can't win, start playing a different game and score just as many points.”
― Allie Brosh, Solutions and Other Problems

“Because that’s intimacy, Buckaroos.
Somebody who understands exactly how weird you are, and you understand exactly how weird they are, and you’re in a sort of mutually beneficial hostage situation.”
― Allie Brosh, Solutions and Other Problems