Keeley

“The fact that the government is allowed to steal my money and incarcerate me if I don't comply, so that they can use if for whatever it feels like-like a good-for-nothing study, or an anti-vaping campaign, or a war-is infuriating. They take our money to spend on wars that they lie to us about, and then gaslight us whenever we happen to notice that they've been lying, and then they do it again.”
― Kat Timpf, You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We’re All in This Together

“Hearing something awful can suck, but the best answer to speech you don't like is always to respond to it with...your own speech.”
― Kat Timpf, You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We’re All in This Together

“Plus, there's this: Without forgiveness, comedy just can't exist. Mistakes are inevitable when it comes to comedy.”
― Kat Timpf, You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We’re All in This Together

“It was a big room, full of books. The books did not confine themselves to the bookcases that reached up to the ceiling. They were on chairs and tables and even on the floor. And yet there was no sense of disarray about them.”
― Agatha Christie, Crooked House