Lindsey

“Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.”
“Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“Annabeth’s shoulders ached. The elevator’s easy-listening music didn’t help. If all monsters had to hear that song about liking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, no wonder they were in the mood for carnage when they reached the mortal world.”
― Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

“Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“And so, with laughter and love, we lived happily ever after.”
― Gail Carson Levine, Ella Enchanted