Lacey Conrad

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben

“After my daughter was born, I’d considered buying a shotgun to ward off potential suitors fourteen or so years up the road. Now, as I listened to these girls babble and imagined Gabby one day talking with the same banality and ignorance of the English language, I thought of buying the same shotgun to blow my own fucking head off.”
― Dennis Lehane, Moonlight Mile

“...[A]nything worth dying for ... is certainly worth living for.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“He carries no burden, he feels no pain. What man, like woman, lies down in the darkness and gets up with child? The gentle, smiling ones own the good secret. Oh, what strange wonderful clocks women are. They nest in Time. They make flesh that holds fast and binds eternity.”
― Ray Bradbury