Eduardo

“He’s become a dictator. We made him a dictator.”
― Matthew Woodring Stover, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

“A textbook example of the ideal Jedi trap is the one that waited on Utapau for Obi-Wan Kenobi.”
― Matthew Woodring Stover, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

“The first interesting thing about angels, Mr. Lipwig, is that sometimes, very rarely, at a point in a man’s career where he has made such a foul and tangled mess of his life that death appears to be the only sensible option, an angel appears to him, or, I should say, *unto* him, and offers him a chance to go back to the moment when it all went wrong, and this time do it *right*. Mr. Lipwig, I should like you to think of me as… an angel.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Did Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr. Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game."
Moist's mouth had dropped open. It shut. It opened again. It shut again. You can never find repartee when you need it.
"You're nothing but a walking flowerpot, Pump 19," he snapped. "Where did that come from?"
"I Have Read The Details Of Your Many Crimes, Mr. Lipvig. And Pumping Water Teaches One The Value Of Rational Thought. You Took From Others Because You Were Clever And They Were Stupid.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal