Dylan Wilson

“Never tell a lie when you can tell the truth.”
― Stephen King, Mr. Mercedes

“You don't get married for yourself, you get married because you're better together than separate.”
― Dirk Hayhurst, Out of My League: A Rookie's Survival in the Bigs

“People really do like seeing their best friends humiliated; a large part of the friendship is based on humiliation; and that is an old truth,well known to all intelligent people.”
― Fyodor M. Dostoevsky, The Gambler

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless