Shannon

“You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.”
― Erma Bombeck

“We also have noses that run and feet that smell.Sometimes the universe just doesn't make sense.”
― Alex Bledsoe, To the Batpole: An Essay/Parody on Batman

“Stories are wild creatures, the monster said. When you let them loose, who knows what havoc they might wreak?”
― Patrick Ness, A Monster Calls

“The first casualty of war is the truth.”
― Julie Berry, Lovely War